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Q: How do you find your pokie match fast, without all the rigmarole and fanfare?

A: You speed date them!

It’s Joe Fortune’s famous online pokies, squashed into a wham-bam-thankyou-Ma’am list for your convenience. 20 top games are vying for your attention, but I’ve given them under ten seconds apiece to spruik their finest qualities.

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Let’s see which pokie you should give your rose to, so you can get straight to the business end.

1. Bonanza Billion

Bonanza Billion is colourful, it’s playful, it’s innovative (zero paylines) and you don’t even have to wait around to get free spins. You can buy them with the Buy Bonus or simply increase your chances with Chance x2.

2. 15 Dragons Pearls: Hold and Win

How do you feel about Hold and Win pokies? You know, the type with multiple fixed jackpots that reach up to 5000x your bet? Now pair it with some old-school Chinese decals and dragon art, and you’ve got yourself the 15 Dragons Pearls: Hold and Win pokie.

3. Hit the Gold: Hold and Win

The prospector and his goofy pup inside Hit the Gold: Hold and Win won’t let you step one foot out of the diamond mine without giving you a heartfelt chance of collecting all 15 golden nuggets for 2,000x your stake. What a sweetheart.

4. Mythic Wolf

It’s the pokie title that sounds like a speech impediment, with a howl that shakes the coffers in the sky. Mythic Wolf and its Wild multipliers, bonus round, and the random win jackpot will have you howling, too.

5. A Night with Cleo

There’s a rather asset-rich lady in town, and her toga is in grave danger of slipping off her shoulders. If you, honourable player, want to be around to pick it up, you’re invited to have A Night With Cleo inside her palace, complete with a double-up gamble round and a random progressive jackpot.

6. Aztec Magic Megaways

The spirits of the Aztecs are soaring through Aztec Magic Megaways. Or maybe the dog just has wind. No, I know it must be the Aztecs because of the wild Multipliers and up to 117,649 ways to win. And that princess with tribal paint on her face? Dead giveaway.

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7. Book of Cats Megaways

Book of Cats Megaways is a docudrama about cats stealing your home (and your heart). The lavishly adorned Egyptian puss shows you 117,649 ways to win your respective goals, giving you very fat pockets, and awarding her top-shelf wet food for life. Feline fine.

8. 777 deluxe

777 Deluxe. Think: classic symbols of bold 7s and cheery cherries, and transparent reel lines, but this is no hokie pokie; its progressive jackpot rivals any major win you’d find in Vegas… except you’ll never suffer through airport security to get there.

9. Aloha King Elvis

A pokie coming to you from a brilliant entertainer with a frog in his throat. Wait – is this devil in disguise actually a frog? Hang ten with Aloha King Elvis on Blue Hawaii, soaking up to 2000x your bet and buy bonus features to increase your odds as he masterfully serenades you.

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10. Keno Draw

Keno Draw is technically not a pokie, but who doesn’t love a numbers-matching game that could result in up to $250K? No one, that’s who. A special game among its fellow specialty games.

11. Go Go Bingo

You’ve played bingo before, but never, ever like this. Go-Go Bingo is designed to go-go big. You get four cards and multiple winning patterns. It’s fast-paced and it’ll have you hooked.

12. Cyberpunk City

Watch out, because the cyborgs in Cyberpunk City ain’t messin’ around. Or are they just hipsters from Melbourne? With the pink mohawks and rundown fashion, you can’t really tell. Anyway, just one spin in this game, and you’re instantly recruited into gunning down the reels for a random progressive jackpot. No wimps allowed.

13. Golden Buffalo Hot Drop Jackpots

The old western canyons are home to a brutish, hairy beast with a golden hide, and it’s making me feel inadequate. In Golden Buffalo Hot Drop Jackpots, you’ve got 4,096 ways to find him, plus three Hot Drop Jackpots at stake. The big bucks are right here, my friend.

14. Reels and Wheels XL

If you’re looking for quick spins and quick wins, then look no more. Reels and Wheels XL will have you spinning with vigour on a retro set of reels and, well, wheels. A bonus wheel and a jackpot wheel, to be exact. It comes in Extra Large and extra rich.

15. Lawless Ladies

Here’s one for those moments when your disillusionment with the law hits a peak and releases your inner rebel. In the Wild West, these Lawless Ladies help you pursue the randomly awarded progressive jackpot. At the very least, they’ll raise their middle fingers on your behalf as you spin.

16. Shopping Spree

What do you need for the ultimate Shopping Spree? Would over two million big ones do the trick? If you’re shopping at the Paris end of the city, I wouldn’t be so sure… but for virtually anywhere else, I’d say that one of my biggest progressive jackpot pokies should be just dandy to stock up on whatever you’d like.

17. Book of the Priestess

I don’t know if you consider yourself much of a reader, but in the Book of the Priestess, I think you’ll find this piece of work a real page-turner with free spins and the option to buy a bonus round. If only the high school reading curriculum had been this rewarding.

18. Cricket Legends

You know the drill. Crack open a brewski with all your mates, paint your chest green and gold, and scare the bejesus out of Fluffy and Rover whenever your team scores a six. From Ashes to the Ashes, Cricket Legends with 243 paylines, tumbling reels, and free spins will bowl you over. Wicket good.

19. Oasis Dreams Hot Drop Jackpots

The “dream” in Oasis Dreams Hot Drop Jackpots is to reach the Arabian palace where a princess awards up to 1,000x your stake. Or is the real dream finding three crown symbols in the sand which could award one of three Hot Drop Jackpots that grow fatter by the minute? Hopefully it’s neither, and your wallet is awake to catch the proceeds.

20. Beer Bonanza

Feeling thirsty? Five o’clock somewhere, amIright? The Beer Bonanza pub is always open, and each sip, chug, or shotgunning of these frothy brews brings you one step closer to the max payout of 15,000x your stake. That is, if you can still step at all.

 

 

So, my friend: which of these fine specimens has caught your eye? Since you’re quite the catch yourself, you can try before you buy with practice mode; take her for a spin, see how she rides, and hit cruise control when you’ve fallen head over reels for your perfect pokie match.